Saturday, March 26, 2005

Frankly Dennis

I haven't had much time to blog, much less follow the Schiavo case, so I've been staying out of it. But I like satire, so here are a couple of snippets from other blogs I follow.

Dennis the Peasant brings us this flash news report:
In a surprise move today, a coalition of Senate Democrats formally requested that Attorney General Alberto Gonzales revisit his memoranda regarding the definition of torture and international law.

"To be frank,” stated Senator Ted Kennedy (D-MA), "We’re concerned that members of the federal judiciary could find themselves being indicted by the International Court of Justice at the Hague.”

When questioned as to the specifics of such charges, Senator Robert Byrd (D-WV) stated, "Specifically, we are requesting that the Nazi Administration of George W. Bush and his wetback minion, Alberto Gonzales, reformulate the definition to exclude ‘the withholding of food and water unto death’ from the definition of torture.”


IMAO calls for an end to suffering:
Africa has been a troubled region for some time. Unstable politics, genocide, aids outbreaks, mass starvation - we do what we can to help, we send money to Sally Struthers, but do we really think Africa is going to get better and be a fully functional continent again? Sure, we can keep things patched together, but each day Africa exists is just another day of suffering. It's time we face up to reality and give Africa the peace it needs in a natural end.

It's time we starve everyone in Africa to death.


Mug tip to shooting rockets at the sun.

Thursday, March 24, 2005

Rollin' Around the Sphere Tonight

RightThinkingPeople talks science and politics:
Another of the problems plaguing the left is their love-hate affair with science. You see this all the time in the storied halls of academe - social scientists arguing about "black boxes", "causality", the "agent-structure problem", and how "chaos theory" may be usefully applied to international relations. They sound like macaques discussing Proust.


InakaYabanjin talks moonshine and Islam. InakaYabanjin's good Comrade Tovarich also posted a link to The Drovers site, with a couple of free Celtic-based CDs for download in my comments.

After Grog Blog enjoys an evening at the opera:
Now, given the setting, none of us expected an evening of operatic perfection; in fact, we wouldn't have rocked up if we'd had to spring for the tickets. $56 to drive an hour into the country to listen to opera, any music actually, in a large open-air bowl with poor acoustics is not my idea of money-well-spent. But we knew the situation going in, so we weren't about to get all pissy on the sound.

No, the evening was closer to a picnic with opera as a backdrop.

That doesn't mean we didn't TRY to listen, though, we aren't complete philatelists, afterall...


Monday, March 21, 2005

Mary Poppins Ninjas!

I haven't read the linked article and have no comment either way on the topic, but the photo is a hoot.

Note to Aaron

How are you doing, wherever you ended up?

You know, you were one of the funniest people I've ever known. You could make just about anyone laugh at any time. There were times, like at a critical point in a pretty serious meeting, when you'd crack a joke and everyone would be rolling. I knew I should be irritated and get the meeting back in order promptly, but I was always laughing too much to say anything. You know the pictures you drew and left at your schools? Amazing stuff.

I enjoyed the times we had together, Aaron. I think you'd be happy to know that, at your wake, they put your Sharks cap in the corner of your casket. As I listened to the sutras chanted through the incense, I wondered if you would rather have jokes, or if maybe not. It was St. Patrick's day, and some of us had a pint and some Pogues for you.

We all cried at your funeral, and had a laugh as we shared stories of our lives with you, and some of us went to the crematorium to carry your bones back. Until your friend from America arrives to carry you home, we have you enshrined on the center table in the office. We keep pictures of you with your friends, flowers, and food and drink there for you. Each day the staff burns incense, greets you, and prays for your passage.

The Body of An American

The Cadillac stood by the house
And the yanks they were within
And the tinker boys they hissed advice
"Hot-wire her with a pin"
And we turned and shook as we had a look
In the room where the dead man lay
So big Jim Dwyer made his last trip
To the shores where his fathers laid

And fifteen minutes later
We had our first taste of whiskey
There was uncles giving lectures
On ancient Irish history
The men all started telling jokes
And the women they got frisky
By five o'clock in the evening
Every bastard there was pisskey

Fare thee well gone away
There's nothing left to say
Farewell to New York City boys
To Boston and PA
He took them out
With a well-aimed clout
And they often heard him say
I'm a free born man of the USA

He fought the champ in Pittsburg
And he slashed him to the ground
He took on Tiny Tartanella
And it only went one round
He never had no time for reds
For drink or dice or whores
And he never threw a fight
Unless the fight was right
So they sent him to the war

Fare thee well gone away
There's nothing left to say
With a slainte Joe and Erin go
My love's in Amerikay
The calling of the rosary
Spanish wine from far away
I'm a free born man of the USA

This morning on the harbour
When I said goodbye to you
I remember how I swore
That I'd come back to you one day
And as the sunset came to meet
The evening on a hill
I told you I'd always love you
I always did and I always will

Fare thee well gone away
There's nothing left to say
'cept to say adieu
To your eyes as blue
As the water in the bay
To big Jim Dwyer
The man of wire
Who was often heard to say
I'm a free born man of the USA

- The Pogues


Farewell, Aaron. Godspeed.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

A Session -- Nuts and Bolts and Memories

Jason Van Steenwyk, a traditional Celtic fiddle player, sends us to a smoky pub to read a musical essay by Gerry McCartney:
Traditional music sessions can be awful strange beasts altogether. To the outsider, what happens inside that tight little circle may never be fully understood or appreciated. For example, is there any formal structure, does anyone lead, how do players communicate?, etc. Nevertheless, as most people have experienced, what comes out of it, i.e., the music, quite definitely has the power to override any of these paradoxes. But as to the dynamics of the session itself, clearly, body language plays a vital role as, obviously, the act of speaking in the course of playing a tune is not easy - especially for flute players! This gives rise to all types of nods, winks and nudges from one player to another and may, on the arrival in the bar of one individual in particular, cause eyes to be raised, knowing glances exchanged and bar-stools to be shuffled together more closely, in a sort of silent circling of imaginary wagons...


A wonderful read on this St. Patrick's Day.

Have a good one!

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Bagel Like An Egyptian

Welcome to Waheed at Afghanistan's first native blog, Afghan Warrior!
I would like to say hello to all bloggers. My name is Waheed. I am a 20 year old male from Afghanistan and I have been working with the US Army in Kabul, Afghanistan as an interpreter for the last 2 years. ...


Out of Cuba (via Florida), we have Val Prieto's Babalu Blog.

Finally, welcome to Hello From The Land Of The Pharoahs (Big Pharoah) out of Egypt!

Thursday, March 10, 2005

What the ... !?

Last night I was working on the post Home, Where The Heart Should Be, but when I tried to post it, Blogger threw a fit, wadded it up and shoved it in its mouth. Luckily, I always work in a text editor and copy / paste my posts in, so nothing was lost but the time spent wrestling with Blogger.

It was late and, as I read over my hotly contested post, I realized it could be better. So I gave up, let the ref declare Blogger the winner, and went to bed. I tinkered with it this morning, and made some improvements I was happy with. Then I wrote and posted something else. When I checked to make sure that other post was up, there was last night's version of Home ....

"Egads!" I thought. Blogger not only spit on my concession, it went ahead and posted the article just to spite me! It probably knew I wanted to edit it!

Er, anyway. So I went back this afternoon and made the changes. So there. Hah!

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Update: Actually, I like Blogger. Sometimes it throws fits, but that's true of anything, really. Even me. (^u^)V

Update 2: When I first posted my edited version of Home, Where The Heart Should Be, I felt I should add an update to that post noting the changes. But that kinda ruins the style of it, I think. As Sitemeter shows probably fewer than 30 people could have seen the original (depending on when Blogger actually published it) and Technorati shows no one has linked to it, I won't. This post should serve as sufficient notice, and as a guy sitting around in pajamas, posting anonymously on the Internet, I feel I have done my duty by the blogosphere, critics and purists be darned!

Like A Fish Claiming Water Doesn't Exist

Noisy ghost over on shooting rockets at the sun replies to a woman who claims America has no culture:
I am McDonalds and Mr. Rogers and Hollywood. I am Benjamin Franklin and Ayn Rand and Rush Limbaugh and Abraham Lincoln. I am sliding into second base on the baseball field and in the backseat of a 1974 Ford Mustang. I am “One small step for man” and “Ask not what your country can do for you” and “Can’t we all just get along” and “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”. I am Venus Flytrap on WKRP in Cincinnati and Phoebe Buffet from Friends. I am the Ku Klux Klan and Martin Luther King, Jr. I am Andy Warhol and the Lindy Hop and Jim Morrison and Chuck Berry and Elvis freakin’ Presley. I am ...


The US draws in culture from around the world. We bring it with us when we come, and sometimes we adopt it from visitors and Americans returned from abroad. From that and our own unique lives and creativity, we create a vibrant culture of music, art, science, freedom and dreams, which many who remain in our ancestral lands adopt and adapt in return.

America is a great cultural engine burning the fuel of experience from around the world and a little beyond with the steady sparking of creativity in the cylinders of our artistic media. It's a beautiful give and take that I'm quite happy to be a part of.

Home, Where The Heart Should Be

The good doctor is headed home, back to the US, for a bit of R&R after too long a time in the far abroad. Towards the beginning of his post he writes:
Not a day goes by when I don't think about home, my family and friends of course, and the comfort of the places and things I grew up with and spent my formative years surrounded by. But it's more than that. I imagine anyone who moves from Florida to Nevada feels a tug towards their home. For me, and I think for many who serve the U.S. abroad in any capacity, America the idea is still a very real thing, and we miss it. We (Americans) don't talk about it very much, it seems like something politicians talk about, vaguely unseemly and inapropriate. Sure, Texans will talk a hole in your head about Texas, and Southerners might praise the region, and some folks love to talk ceaselessly about their state. But America? It strikes me that we are a little uncomfortable with discussing the idea.


I recall my own trip home for Christmas a few months ago. I love Japan, but my eyes were wet when I saw the American continent approaching 35,000 feet below. There is a certain tension in living abroad, one you quickly forget is there until, at the sight or smell or taste of home, you are suddenly lighter, and you realize just a little bit more of what the word "home" means.

The first time I came to Japan, about eight years ago, I spent a little time studying in Kyoto. There were a number of German college students there as well. One summer afternoon we had a picnic at a famous pond, and, for some reason, the conversation turned to patriotism. I've always thought patriotism was loving your home country, and it doesn't have anything to do with that silly "my country can beat your country up" or "my country has a more refined culture *sniff*" nonsense. I had always assumed, up to that point, that most people around the world were patriots. So it shocked me when the Germans said it was impossible for them to be proud of their country. After it sunk in, I felt deeply sad for them. I still do, when I think about it.

Though not by any means the worst, this is one more crime Hitler and his swine committed. For the fantasy of a "master race," they buried the pride of generations of the German people. Nations and peoples need their dreams, their ideals, and they need a certain pride. Not a superiority complex; that's ugly in anyone. But so is a complete lack of pride.

Everyone needs a good love of their homeland and their people, and pride in what and who they are. Though I have always loved my homeland, I buried that simple pride deep inside for a while and hid it. Since I came to my senses and let it come out and shine, every day I have a little more pity for the people who lied to me about my nation and my people and caused me to think the dream was lost. I hope they come to their senses, too.

Dr. Demarche calls for Americans, all Americans, to rediscover our dreams.

It is time.

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Monday, March 07, 2005

NHK Reports On New Afghan Industry
(Yes, This Is A Post.)

I watched NHK's (Japanese public television) Asian World program today about an emerging Afghan industry, recycling cars.

With improved roads and increased need for travel, the number of cars in Afghanistan has tripled since the Taliban fell. An Afghan engineer who had been forced to flee to Pakistan under the Taliban has returned to Jalalabad and started his own car company, AHO1. He employs 30 workers to take old cars from other countries, rebuild them, repaint them, and sell them. The company is just getting started, and it apparently takes his team about two months to finish one vehicle, but they are selling quite well. I'll also say, from the film footage on NHK, the vehicles look pretty nice. I wouldn't have guessed they were recycled.

This little post, by chance, comes out just after Chrenkoff's massive Good News From Afghanistan, Part 10. Check it out for a thorough update on all the good stuff happening in Afghanistan.

I guess this post also marks my tentative return to regular blogging. I seem to be able to manage (i.e., unable to keep from writing despite my best intentions) about one or two posts a week (as opposed to one or two a day before Jan. 15), so that's what I'll shoot for. Still, probably no longer pieces until after March or April, or May ...

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1 "Aho" means "deer" in the local parlance. Unfortunately, it means "idiot" in Japanese, so I initially chuckled when I saw the name painted on a car.

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Lightly Toasted Bagel For You, Sir
(This Is Not A Post #3)

I have thoroughly re-organized my blog bagel and added a few sites. I would like to especially point out:

Dennis the Peasant, an excellent and humorous writer, and
Right Thinking People, a flock of Canucks run amucks.

That rhyme doesn't quite work, does it? Anyway, check 'em out, along with all the other great blogs on my bagel.

If you are wondering about the "This Is Not A Post" sub-head, head on down to Something Witty ....

Sunday, February 27, 2005

Hopeful Revolutions
(This Is Not A Post #2)

Anyone for a game of dominoes?

Chrenkoff gives us the background on what's going on in Lebanon.

Jason Van Steenwyk has an excellent post on people power over at Countercolumn:
Iraq's democracy, while popular internally, was imposed from without. It never would have happened without the U.S. forcing the issue.

But Lebanon has a chance to seize democracy under its own power. People power. That's not to say the Lebanese people aren't going to need a lot of help. Turkey needs to lean on Syria. Egypt needs to lean on them. The Israelis probably need to be publicly agnostic, but support the right of the Lebanese people to determine their own form of government themselves, so long as they do not provide succor to Hezbollah and their crossborder attacks.

Iraq can put them under a great deal of pressure, as can the U.S. via Iraq.

But the engine has to be the will of the Lebanese people.

And if Lebanon can do it...


The good doctor plays You Say You Want A Revolution:
The events in Lebanon over the last few weeks have been astounding to witness. The assassination of former PM Hariri has unified the anti-Syrian populace, and brought together disparate portions of the Arab population in the region like nothing before. As one protestor phrased it:

"It is the beginning of a new Arab revolution," argues Samir Franjieh, one of the organizers of the opposition. "It's the first time a whole Arab society is seeking change -- Christians and Muslims, men and women, rich and poor."


As Van Steenwyk claims, Lebanon may well be the lynchpin of the Middle East.

New Sisyphus tells of the revolution beginning in Egypt:
After the successful, free and fair elections in Afghanistan and Iraq, popular movements for democratic reform have been strengthened in Iran, Syria, the Palestinian Authority, Lebanon and, now, Egypt. The marches in Cairo began small, with riot police outnumbering protestors by a factor of more than 10 to 1. But in recent days the popular pressure from the people of Egypt for democratic reform was palpable in the streets.

And now comes word today, via the A.P., that President Mubarak has announced only hours ago wide-sweeping changes in Egypt's electoral law. A.P. writer Maamoun Youssef reports ...


Karl Marx wasn't entirely wrong, you know. Eventually, the oppressed will rise up and demand control over their own lives, as long as someone gives them hope.

Update: Pretty huge! Publius Pundit has an excellent roundup of today's protests in Beirut, including links to photos, video, and blogs in Lebanon. Estimates are that possibly 200,000 or more are protesting despite a government ban on protests. (Mug tip to Instapundit.)

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

This Is Not A Post #1

Finished one major project and have a brief break before work goes psycho again, so I thought I'd stick my head up and say "Hi!"

Hi!

If this were simply a "check this out" post, I'd highly recommend:

James the Pirate over at Shooting Rockets At The Sun (anything with pirates is good, eh?);
The Sexism Harvard Likes over at Riding Sun;
Global Warming & Imminent Destruction over at InakaYabanjin;
and Kevin Drum Gives Us All An Accounting Lesson. Lucky Us by Dennis the Peasant, who will, er, eventually, be bagelled. "Help! Help! Come see the repression inherent in the system!"

If this were a "Today's Season Word" post, it would go like this:

紅梅 (koubai)

Red plum blossoms



As the first blossoms [of the year], and because of the scent, plum blossoms are still highly prized in Japan, and in haikai. ... Note that while generations of translators have called this tree by the name "plum," to English and American gardeners it is the "Japanese apricot," ...


Haiku World, by William J. Higginson

To the Japanese, plum blossoms are the symbol of first love. At the beginning of spring in Japan, it is common to see images of Japanese boys in the old-style school uniforms and Japanese girls in spring kimono with plum blossoms in the fore- or background. These images are used as ads for spring sales, to sell plum candy, etc.

Plum blossoms are to me, nostalgia, innocence, romance ...

Yes, I had to look up innocence to make sure I spelled it correctly. Why do you ask?

Well, I still have no time to research and develop good posts. In fact, I should be writing reports right now. My post from last week, Something Witty ... (just before this one), still holds, and it may be some time before I post again.

Thanks for dropping by!

(Image hosted at Flickr.)

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Something Witty ...

... should start this post. But if I had the time and energy to write something witty, I wouldn't need to write that I'll be not writing for a while.

I haven't been happy with what I've posted since mid-January. Although I've had a ton of good post ideas, I'm doing a lot of 12+ hour days at work, including weekends, and simply do not have the time or energy to develop them to my satisfaction.

I do not know how long this will last. A week at least, probably a month, very possibly until April, when the new academic year starts up in Japan. It's also possible I will be leaving Japan around April/May, so maybe not until I'm relocated. Right now it's difficult to say.

In the meantime, I'll be hanging out at The Daily Demarche, Shooting Rockets At The Sun, InakaYabanjin, Riding Sun, The Tanuki Ramble, Metrolingua, Grandma Jeans Opinions, and all the other excellent blogs on my bagel.

If you should awaken at 3 a.m. soaked in sweat and shaking with the need to read A Guy In Pajamas (yeah, right), here are some emergency doses for your medicine cabinet:
Zen and the Art of Cultural Suicide
If Your Mother Says She Loves You, Check It Out
Why They Hate Us, the Short Answer
One Reaction to the 9/11 Attack
Jiichan, Baachan
What If the US Hadn't Invaded Iraq?
Yeah, I'm a Japanese-Speakin', Tea-Ceremony-Doin', Haiku-Writin' Ex-Pat Redneck. You Got A Problem With That?

Thanks for reading, everyone. I've enjoyed it, and I've really enjoyed my commentors and the back-and-forth with other bloggers.

Bom-ba-dee-da-bom-ba-dee-da
Happy trails to you,
Until we meet again,
Happy trails to you,
Keep smiling until then
Who cares about the clouds when we’re together
Just sing a song an' think 'bout sunny weather
Happy trails to you,
Til we meet again

- By Dale Evans, performed by Van Halen (on this CD anyway)

Monday, February 14, 2005

I'm Having An Out-Of-Body Experience ...

... or so I wish.

Hmm. Here's a song I haven't changed a word of:

Five Dollar Fine

We're a fun lovin' crowd, kinda rowdy and loud,
Our jukebox won't play no sad songs,
So don't come in here and cry in your beer,
Cause we don't care about who done who wrong.

We got a five dollar fine for whinin'
We'll tell you before you come in.
And if it ain't on your mind to have a good time,
Y'all come back and see us again.

Well, we don't really care about your clothes or your hair,
This party's open to all.
Yeah we like a good joke and it's alright to smoke,
We got just one rule on the wall.

We got a five dollar fine for whinin'
We'll tell you before you come in.
And if it ain't on your mind to have a good time,
Y'all come back and see us again.

Now there's too many fools makin' too many rules,
That's one thing you can't say about us.
Cause we all get along when we sing the same song
There's just one thing that causes a fuss.

We got a five dollar fine for whinin'
We'll tell you before you come in.
And if it ain't on your mind to have a good time,
Y'all come back and see us again.

We've got a five dollar fine for whinin'...


- by Alex Harvey, performed by Chris LeDoux (at least, on this CD it is)

Oh, and I guess some foreign culture would be in order. Your Japanese word of the days is: 過労死.

Yeah, yeah. Some days it's worth the five bucks.

Saturday, February 12, 2005

Dang

Eason Jordan, Chief News Executive for CNN, resigns.

Blackfive comments:
A few of the senior MSM people do hate America, do want us to fail, and do let their biases get in the way of objectivity.

But at least they might wake up tomorrow and realize that we're watching them...and that we'll keep improving our processes and our connections and be even more ready for the next battle for the truth.


Blackfive was one of the bloggers who created the Easongate blog to confront CNN over Jordan's claim that US troops targeted journalists in Iraq. The blog is mentioned in the ABC story linked above.

Bloggers are kicking butt, eh? The world is changing, ladies and gentlemen. Bush re-elected, Yuschenko succeeds, Mapes et al fired, Arafat bites it, the elections in Iraq go well, and now this.

Power to the people, baby! And I mean that as only a Right Wing Death Beast in pajamas doing an Austin Powers impersonation can.

Update Mover Mike has a good post up on journalists who were or who might have been killed by US forces in Iraq.

Update 2 Jean, in the comments, makes the point that it looks like I'm saying bloggers were responsible for Bush's re-election, Yuschenko's election, Mapes's firing, Arafat's death, etc. Well, I'm not. Really. Seriously. I would never ever remind my readers that a certain blogger might have been out of Japan about the time a certain famous Palestinian bought the camel lot. Nor would I imply that that blogger has studied plant poisons in depth. Never. That is something I simply would not do. As for the rest of it, I blame Elvis. Ahem. And space aliens for Arafat's poisoning, of course. That goes without saying.

Friday, February 11, 2005

All Things Considered ...

... I'll skip the wasabi potato chips next time, and stick with the kimchee flavored ones.

Meanwhile, please ignore the poofy-haired guy, and be on the lookout for my next blog incarnation as the ONE and ONLY OFFICIAL fansite for that brilliant madcap, Sherman Hemsley. I don't know who the heck this guy thinks he's fooling.

Now, excuse me while I run off to continue my current life as a wooden career-masochistic drone.

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

The Promised "Sordid Details"

I promised to provide the sordid details of the haiku party last weekend, and here they are.

First, we were told in advance what the season words were: "nightengale" and "spring snow." Each participant had to write a couple of haiku with these themes before the party, and also bring a small present.

I had to work late, so I missed the first hour or so and can only surmise that everyone had a good time. In any case, they seemed happy. Apparently, everyone also turned in their haiku to the man running the show, and each haiku was transcribed onto its own sheet of paper with no name or other identifying features. These pages were taped to the glass patio doors.

This is where I walked in. It was too late for me to participate, so I grabbed some sushi and tea and watched.

Each person got a piece of paper with places on it for first, second, and third place, and funniest and second funniest. The leader of the party read each haiku two times. Everyone marked their votes for their choices for each place. When the reading was finished, the leader went down the haiku one-by-one and anyone who voted for a particular haiku called out what place they gave it. At the end, they counted the score and awarded places. The small presents were prizes, and since there were twice as many prizes as places, they also chose half-a-dozen honorable mentions.

After all that was finished, everyone wanted to see what I had written. I should have claimed I didn't have time to write anything, but stupidly I brought out the two haiku I'd attempted. I got the "Hmmmmmmmm ... OooooKaaaaaay ..." prize.

The leader of the group then gave a brief talk he had prepared about how to improve our haiku, discussed a couple of haiku other people had written, and then we all adjourned to the dining room and had some wonderful strawberries and conversation.

Monday, February 07, 2005

Right Wing Death Beastie

I thought I was being witty doing a couple of song parodies, but Comrade Tovarich over at InakaYabanjin is doing a whole Beastie Boys album!

Here's a taste:

Kofi Annan (Johnny Ryall)

...

1, 2, 3, 4
1, 2, 3, 4
1, 2, 3, 4
Oh, prime duper
Kofi Annan is the fox in the coop
He gave his pals millions in one fell swoop
Oil-for-Food scammed billions under his watch
Enough for his kin and Johnnie Walker Scotch
Dishing out platitudes about helping Iraq's poor
While stealing all their money and giving Saddam more
Living on Yankee land and taxpayers' money
Investigating himself? It ain't funny
Skimming commissions, interests conflicted, and sex scandal rows
A sordid mess about which he hopes nobody knows


If vulgarity offends you, give it a miss (they are Beastie Boys parodies), but otherwise they're pretty funny.

The whole series is indexed here, and includes such sure-to-be hits as You's the Chump and the soon-to-be released (I hope) No Shame Grifter.

What's Up Around Blogtown?

Riding Sun covers risk calculation, motorcycle riders, and gun control all in one excellent post.

The Tanuki Ramble is back in bidness! Welcome back from the homeland!

The Diplomad has called it quits. Sorry to see it go. Thanks for everything, and happy trails!

Sunday, February 06, 2005

"Suicide" bombers?

Does it count if you remotely detonate your patsy's buddy's truck? What next? Will the insurgents start using children with Down's syndrome as "suicide" bombers? And then I guess you'll be telling me they use drugs to build up courage, eh? Nah, I can't believe this about Mad Mike's Immortals, can I? These guys are dedicated fanatics who willingly trade their own lives for their cause, right? These guys are the heroes, aren't they? Mike?

Mike?

(Mug tip to Shooting Rockets at the Sun.)

Thursday, February 03, 2005

The Day the Music Died

Ever wonder what that song American Pie was all about?

Early that morning, Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and The Big Bopper (J. P. Richardson) were killed when the plane they were on crashed en route to a gig in Fargo, North Dakota. Don McLean's famous 1971 ballad, "American Pie", contains many references to this day, including the phrase itself.

On February 2nd Buddy Holly chartered a Beechcraft Bonanza from Dwyer Flying Service to take him and his new Crickets band (Tommy Allsup and Waylon Jennings) to Fargo, North Dakota. Richardson came down with the flu and didn't feel comfortable on the bus, so Waylon gave his plane seat to him. Valens had never flown on a small plane and requested Allsup's seat. They flipped a coin, and Ritchie called heads and won the toss.


This reminds me of something I heard long ago when I paid a lot more attention to why aircraft fall out of the sky. Apparently, one thing many commercial plane crashes have in common is an unusually high number of passenger changes just before the flight. There will be a higher than normal number of people who cancel just before the flight, and also a higher than normal number who buy tickets or change from other flights to the doomed one just before the flight.

I don't remember now where I heard or read this, and I can't find anything on it on the Internet. I don't even know that it's true, though back then I was up on that sort of thing for professional reasons and am pretty sure it was true then. Anyway, it's stuck with me all these years because it is a bizarre and seemingly meaningless statistic. Why would something like this be a common denominator in aircraft crashes?

Sadly, Holly's flight conformed to this statistic. Rest in peace, gentlemen. We rock 'n rollers miss you.

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Actually, this is what it's all about.

Happy Setsubun!

鬼は外、福は内!

Oni ha soto, fuku ha uchi!

"Ogres out, fortune in!"

Today is the traditional New Year in Japan. It is halfway between the winter solstice and spring equinox, and strikes me as a much more sensible date than the seemingly random January 1. Of course, solstices and equinoxes do tend to move a bit each year, meaning setsubun is on a different date each year ... A bit inconvenient for business purposes, I admit. Anyway, setsubun is not a national holiday, and the Japanese celebrate New Year's Eve and Day by the Western calendar. But they also keep the old traditional holiday alive as well.

In Japanese family traditions, one member of the family plays the "oni." The rest of the family chases the oni around the house, throwing soybeans at him. This chases out bad luck for the coming year and lets good luck in. After it's finished, each person should find and eat a number of beans equal to their age.

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Haiku Party!

I've unaccountably been invited to a haiku party this weekend.

The 季語 (kigo -- season words) are 春の雪 (haru no yuki -- spring snow) and うぐいす (uguisu -- nightengale, or bush warbler, depending).

All the sordid details will follow.

Monday, January 31, 2005

Massive!

Good News From Iraq, Part 20

A Guy In Pajamas: The Musical!
Michael Moore, Desperado

BACKDROP: On a movie screen, gray with rain, Michael Moore in battered cowboy hat, drover's coat hanging to the ground, boots and spurs, sitting slumped in the saddle of a pinto pony. The pony's head droops. They are beside a barbed wire fence.

ON STAGE: A Guy in Pajamas, also in cowboy hat and boots, sits on a stool in front of the screen, holding his battered old guitar. He strums a chord.

"This here song is dedicated to Michael Moore." He begins playing.


Desperado,
Why don't you come to your senses
You been spitting out nonsense
For so long now
Oh, you're a hard one, I know that you've got your reasons
But these things that are pleasin' you
Will hurt us somehow

Don't you draw the queen of diamonds dude
She'll beat you if she's able
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet
Now it seems to me some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you can't get

Desperado
Oh you ain't getting no younger
Your pain and your hunger
They'll drive you insane
And freedom, oh freedom
You say it's not for the Arabs
All you can care about is glory and rage

Don't your blood run cold at election time
Your "minutemen" run and the red states shine
It's hard to remember which lies that you've told
You're losing all sense of right and wrong
They're putting your words in the butcher's song
You know

Desperado
Why don't you come to your senses
Come down off your nonsense
Open the gate
It may be raining, but there's a rainbow above you
You better let the truth shine through
Before it's too late

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(With apologies to The Eagles.)

Thank the Troops

If you want to thank the troops, there's still a few hours left to head on over to this Dept. of Defense site and put your name on their card. Apparently it'll be up through the 31st and then be sent to the troops.

Mug tip to the Politburo Diktat.

Sunday, January 30, 2005

Iraq the Inspiration

One more step has been taken on the road to victory.

From Iraq the Model:
The people have won.
We would love to share what we did this morning with the whole world, we can't describe the feelings we've been through but we'll try to share as much as we can with you.
We woke up this morning one hour before the alarm clock was supposed to ring. As a matter of fact, we barely slept at all last night out of excitement and anxiety.

The first thing we saw this morning on our way to the voting center was ...


From Friends of Democracy, on the ground in Iraq:
Q: Ms. Alaa Rabih, what is your feeling on elections?

A: My feeling is a feeling of nationalism and revolution. For the first time, we feel secure and stable, we will have a new constitution and live in a peaceful Iraq.


On a different note (as usual), Scott Ott reports:
Iraqi Voting Disrupts News Reports of Bombings
by Scott Ott

(2005-01-30) -- News reports of terrorist bombings in Iraq were marred Sunday by shocking graphic images of Iraqi "insurgents" voting by the millions in their first free democratic election.

Despite reporters' hopes ...


Mug tips to Instapundit and Instapundit, where you can find a lot more.

Also check out the roundup and letters over at Chrenkoff's and some more links and photos over at Riding Sun.

Finally, after every victory, remember: 「勝って兜の緒を締めよ。」 "When you win, tighten your helmet straps."

There's still a long road ahead.

Friday, January 28, 2005

Hitler of the Week

Fox News has won the Hitler of the Week award!

Best Iraqi Coverage I've Seen

Friends of Democracy is an Iraqi organization with Iraqi reporters covering Iraq. They have an English site (linked above) and an Arabic site.

Right now they are wall-to-wall with the upcoming elections. You can read about debates, political ads, security, and a lot more.

It's done in a blog format, so you can comment as well. I'll be checking back there frequently.

(Mug tip to Blackfive.)

Japanese MSM Don't Get Bloggers Either

Gaijinbiker, in his Tokyo-based blog Riding Sun, blogs on Japanese blogs:
...the NHK [Japan's national television network] piece lacked any discussion of blogs as a medium for political awareness and debate, or as a mainstream media watchdog -- probably the most high-profile roles of blogs in the U.S. Instead, it showed how blogs can be used for reading celebrity gossip, keeping personal diaries, following community events, or getting updates after an earthquake hits.

I'm not sure whether this omission reflects the stereotypical Japanese distaste for open conflict, overall cluelessness on the part of NHK, a desire to keep Japanese popular anti-war sentiment under wraps, or a sinister plot to cultivate apathy among the citizenry. Whatever the reason, it's a glaring omission.

Ironically, Japanese bloggers themselves fully understand the importance of what they are doing with respect to the existing media hierarchy.

The whole thing is good, and while you're over there, check out the rest of his stuff. I wish I'd found his blog earlier.

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Today's Season Word: 氷 (koori)

Ice



Ice may form any time in winter, but indicates later winter in haikai because it seems almost omnipresent then in much of the temperate zone.

From A Haiku World by William J. Higginson.

(Image hosted at Flickr.)

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Is Fox News Fair And Balanced, You Ask?

New Sisyphus counts the score:
But is Fox News really "Fair and Balanced?"

...

Fortunately for us, there is an objective way to measure the claims of the various networks to journalistic integrity and fairness. All it takes it to accept two general propositions, neither of which will excite (we trust) much controversy:

General Proposition One: The most important story and political topic of 2004 was the War in Iraq.

General Proposition Two: The most important news programme in a news network's lineup is its Sunday morning show.


From there, New Sisyphus compares the major news broadcasters to draw a conclusion. It's a worthwhile read.

Monday, January 24, 2005

Are You Geddon It?

Yeah, Armor Geddon It:
"Well that was fun. Let’s go find some more s#!% to blow up.” SGT P said. It was around 1200. We had just silenced a row of houses where the enemy had entrenched themselves and lit up Outlaw platoon. It was south west of the cloverleaf and in the open desert. The city itself sort of funneled southwest. Picture a big fat Y. Well actually, I guess HY would be a better graphic, since the west side of the city where the Marines were, went straight north and south. We were at the junction of the Y, which was the industrial zone, looking southwest.

“Hey, Sir. Look at all those houses out there. It looks like a whole ‘nother city. Do you think we are going there?” I bent down into the GPSE. Several kilometers away, SGT P was looking at what seemed like an annex to the city. There was an open landfill between the industrial zone and the start of another built up area. But this built up area had magnificent two and three story houses. The houses looked pretty big. And they were immaculate. Unmolested by artillery and main gun rounds.

“No way. There’s no way we’re going down there. That s#!% looks another city; as big as what we just cleared up here.” I was under the impression that now that we had cleared the industrial zone, we would establish strongholds in the city, and run humvee patrols out of them in an effort to mop up the mess. I also didn’t fully grasp how big the city really was. Nor did anybody at the company level and below know exactly how the plan would unfold from here.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Back at the LRP

"Well the Marines have finally caught up with us. We are moving south to clear everything south of the Industrial Zone,” CPT Mayfield told us.

Shows how much I know.


Armor LT Neil Prakash, USA, blogs his highly explosive quest to blow up the bad guys and bring liberty and peace to Iraq.

Living in the great outdoors and blowing things up, those were the days, my friends. I gotta say, I'm sorry I'm not there.

Mug tip to Blackfive.

A Guy In Pajamas: The Musical!
We're All Friends In the United Nations

(This may look familiar to the old regulars ... see the bottom of the post.)

SETTING: Kofi Annan in a cowboy hat, shirt and vest, jeans, boots and spurs, stands at the front of the stage with his guitar. Chirac, Putin, and Zhu in dancehall girl outfits, a warm glow on their faces, do a cancan behind him.

KOFI SINGS (To the tune of "I've Got Friends In Low Places"):

Blame it all on George Bush
Rumsfeld kiss my tush
You ruined our perfect affair
We'd bought everyone
And all had such fun
You were the last one we thought we'd see there

Well Saddam was a-gloat
'Cause he paid for our votes
And we told him you'd never invade
We'd argue and stall
And then veto it all
You'd never get a mandate!

'Cause we're all friends in the 'nited Nations
Where the crude oil drowns and the free food chases
Our blues away
And we'll be OK
Well we're not big on the moral basis
Just a wink and a nod at the oasis
Oh we're all friends in the 'nited Nations

Well I guess we were wrong
But it's good to belong
To a gang that answers to none
Everything's all right
We'll all just sit tight
And ask ol' George for a loan

Hey you can't afford
To push this much more
You need our seal Mr. Shrub
So why don't you drop this in-vesti-ga-tion
And bring back the love!

'Cause we're all friends in the 'nited Nations
Where the crude oil drowns and the free food chases
Our blues away
And we'll be OK
Well we're not big on the moral basis
Just a wink and a nod at the oasis
Oh we're all friends in the 'nited Nations

[CHIRAC, PUTIN AND ZHU JOIN IN.]

We're all friends in the 'nited Nations
Where the sweet crude drowns and the free food chases
Our blues away
Just get along, nkay?
Well we're not big on the moral basis
Just a wink and a nod at the oasis
Oh we're all friends in the 'nited Nations


(With sincerest apologies to Garth Brooks.)

Note: This was originally posted back in October with a bunch of commentary that turned out to be rather muddled. As a way to redeem myself introduce my musical, I felt this song would set the scene well. Don't worry, though, there'll be new songs in the near future!

(OK, go ahead and worry. I'm still posting them, darn it!)

Sunday, January 23, 2005

A Good Car Video

Now this is a good VW. And a pretty funny video.

Update: Hello to everyone visiting from Blackfive! Thanks for dropping by. If you like videos of bad guys nailing themselves, check out this security video over at Evil White Guy.

Update 2: The brilliant guys who made the ad have apologized to VW and VW has dropped their suit against them.

Saturday, January 22, 2005

Constitutional Amendment Plan

According to The Japan Times:

An independent think tank led by former Prime Minister Yasuhiro Nakasone on Thursday unveiled its draft for revising the Constitution.

...

The draft, issued by the Institute for International Policy Studies, redefined the Self-Defense Forces as the Defense Forces, and allowed them to use force when carrying out humanitarian aid and other activities to maintain international peace and security within the framework of the United Nations or international cooperation.

...

The use of force would be subject to either advance or ex post facto approval by the Diet, the draft says. It left Section 1 of Article 9, which renounces war as a sovereign right of the nation, and the threat or use of force as means of settling international disputes, untouched.


An NHK program on this topic last night, discussing not just this proposal but others for changing Article 9 and other parts of the constitution, took a poll in which the Japanese participants were evenly split: 39% think there is a need to change it, 39% think there is no need to change it.

I have no problem with Japan having a normal military. The Japanese were no more militant or imperialistic than the Germans, Soviets, or Chinese. I certainly trust the Japanese more than China or Russia, or for that matter, more than most of the other nations on the planet.

Of course, the evil, alternate-universe Guy In Black Pyjamas would mention that we should watch that ex post facto permission bit. The Japanese conquest of Manchuria in the 1930s was carried out by the Imperial Army first, then presented to the government as a fait accompli. This left the government in the position of denouncing an entire Japanese Army, or getting behind the invasion after the fact. The government sanctioned the Army's action, setting a precedent for the Army to make decisions instead of the civilian government.

To which the Guy In White Pajamas would reply that, certain historical events aside, it's essential to trust the commander on the ground, and so to make sure you train trustworthy commanders.

Viva la Resistance!

New Sisyphus tells us about an encounter on the streets of Paris:

We idly chatted in FSI French for a bit, when, looking a bit nervous, he suddenly asked, "You are Americans?"

We steeled ourselves for the onslaught that would come. At the very least we would get a sad-toned explanation about how lamentable it was that our good friends the Americans had lost their collective minds; at worst, we would be called war-mongers and baby-killers. All we wanted was crepes.

"Yes," we said proudly. We don't have time for those lame-asses (or I suppose I should say "lame-arses") who play the Pretend to Be Canadian Game abroad. If we were going to get it, we were going to get it, but we weren't about to hide who we were, sullen crepe makers be damned.

"Well," he said in heavily-accented basic English,"I thought so. I want to tell you something, but the words I do not know too good, so please excuse if I say it wrong." ...


(Yes, you have to go read it to find out what he said. Yes, I'm evil.)

Along these lines, the Daily Demarche carries a post about foreigners talking to Americans which is also worth a read.

Off to Play Go

Have a great Saturday night!

Update: So much for that idea. All the Goers had got up and gone. What's a guy gotta do to get a game of Go in this country?

This is the problem with playing with retired people; they play all day and feel no duty whatsoever to hang out for us poor employed people to finish our work and get to the club.

Old people these days. Hmph!

Friday, January 21, 2005

8 Rules For Mideast Reporting

Check them out over at GeoPolitical Review. Here's a sample:
Rule 6 The most oft-used phrase of Mideast moderates is: "We were just about to stand up to the bad guys when you stupid Americans did that stupid thing. Had you stupid Americans not done that stupid thing, we would have stood up, but now it's too late. It's all your fault for being so stupid."

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

The Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere: AD 2025

In my What If the US Hadn't Invaded Iraq scenario, two commenters challenged my idea that a Japan-China alliance could replace the US-Japan alliance. It was, of course, the weakest part of my scenario. Even though I know it is improbable, there were interesting reasons I put it in.

Now, as my long-time readers know, the real, angelic (ahem) Guy In White Pajamas considers Japan a very good friend and ally of the US. However, we have now crossed over into another dimension, a dimension where the US did not invade Iraq, a dimension where realpolitik rules, a dimension where an evil, goateed Guy In Black Pyjamas controls the vertical, the horizontal, and the counterfactual.

Heh-heh-heh-heh.


We begin our tale in 1999, where a goateed Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi is just comtemplating a recently passed bill making Kimigayo the official Japanese national anthem. It had been a hard road, full of silly arguments with that strain of peaceful, well-intentioned and terminally naive politicians and ad hoc people's representatives Japan had bred by the thousands since the end of The War. Yes, Kimigayo, had been the national anthem before and during the Greater East Asia War, when Japan was at its nationalistic peak, which was naturally the reason the LDP had wanted to make it official again. And Koizumi's party had ensured that the Diet had confirmed that "kimi," one of many Japanese words for "you," specifically referred to the emperor. "Kimigayo," "The Emperor's Reign," not the silly "The People's Reign" the peaceniks had wanted it to mean. 55 years, a generation of remorse, was enough.

Other laws passed over the previous decade had permitted Japanese Self-Defense Forces to operate overseas, one more step towards getting the Japanese people to accept a greater role in the world for the Japanese military. As the Japanese people saw the good the Japanese military could do, they would gradually begin to accept that the constitution must be changed. Of course, a centrally controlled education system helped. And the constitution would only be changed in seemingly small ways: get rid of the silly term "Self-Defense Forces" and give Japan an army, navy, and air force; allow Japanese troops to operate abroad under a UN mandate or to protect Japanese interests, like sea lanes; and give Japan the right to exercise collective defense. Yes, those things would be enough. How to make it all happen? Koizumi pondered long behind his mahogany desk, but nothing especially leapt to mind.

Then, after the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, President Bush called on Japan to stand with the US against the terrorists. How could Koizumi refuse? The entire world had seen the horror, the people jumping from the twin towers, the devastation. The US was Japan's greatest ally, and its protector. Of course Japan would stand with the US. Japanese Martime Self-Defense Forces supply ships, guarded by Japanese Aegis cruisers, ran beans, bullets, and fuel to the Coalition fleet.

Soon the Taliban fell and it was time to rebuild. New laws were passed allowing the Self-Defense Forces to serve in dangerous areas for humanitarian reasons, and 600 ground troops were dispatched to Afghanistan. Yes, the pacifists demonstrated. Yes, there were claims it was unconstitutional. Yes, Koizumi suggested changing the constitution. Clearly, the third greatest economic power in the world, a power looking for a permanent UN Security Council seat, should have a real military. It was Japan's duty. "Yes," Koizumi smiled privately. "Duty is still a big thing in Japan." The constitution was changed.

But, after Afghanistan, the US faltered, allowing the UN to take over. Then, as it increasingly looked like a quagmire, the US gradually withdrew from Afghanistan, and from an increasingly hostile world it did not seem to understand or be able to deal with. There were no more US requests for Japanese military assistance, and as US power receded, Japan looked to its own future.

With the constitution changed, the Japanese no longer needed to rely on the US to protect them. In 2010, Japan finally won it's permanent seat on the UN Security Council and increasingly stepped in to fill America's shoes in Asia. In 2012, under Prime Minister Higuchi, Japan announced it could no longer afford to rely entirely on the US to protect it from North Korea and other threats, and publicly declared its intention to join the nuclear club.

The US, weary of playing world cop, made no complaints. China, North Korea, and South Korea all wailed, moaned and threatened Armageddon would follow, but with the US 7th Fleet between them and Japan, did nothing else. There were huge demonstrations in Hiroshima and Nagasaki against the idea of Japan having nukes, to no avail. Missile subs were added to the Japanese fleet and by 2015 Japan was a nuclear power with silo-based and submarine-based nuclear weapons. Japan's new military capabilities coupled with increasing demonstrations against US bases in Japan led to the US 7th Fleet moving to Southeast Asian waters, abandoning its bases in Japan and re-establishing bases in Vietnam and the Philippines.

Finally, Higuchi mused while stroking his graying goatee, Japan's dependence on America had been ended and Japan had taken its rightful place in the world. Japan had followed America's lead in foreign affairs and put its people at risk of nuclear war by allowing US bases on its soil for decades, and the US consistently took Japan for granted, whining over Japanese car exports and other petty nonsense. Japan had kowtowed to US political wishes for decades only to be treated like third-world peasants. This was because the US knew Japan had to rely on it for defense, and knew Japan had a strong sense of indebtedness to the US. But no more.

China rose in power, but was still far behind in technology. The Europeans provided quite a bit, but there was nothing to match US-Japanese technology. Desperate to match the American hyperpower, China finally accepted Japan as a nation that would not be conquered or bullied anymore, edited its history books, and made criticizing Japan politically costly. Then it opened its gates and traded its incredibly cheap manufacturing capabilities and raw resources for Japanese technology. The exchange was very beneficial for both parties. One of China's key goals, to match US weapons technology, was nearly met, although the Japanese stubbornly refused to give China the know-how in the most recent systems, always staying a step or two ahead.

With Japanese brainpower to bring it up to speed, China quickly moved to rival the US and finally achieved junior superpower status. With China's new power, the US could no longer guarantee Taiwan's independence without risking a very costly war. Since the vast majority of Americans believed most US action abroad was at best misguided and at worst downright greedy and dangerous, Americans were reluctant to press China on the matter outside of diplomatic circles. By 2025, China had effectively isolated Taiwan and was able to threaten it, interdict trade, etc., with little repercussion outside of the occasional demarche. Taiwan clung tenuously to independence, although the world had acknowledged it was only a matter of time, probably less than five years, before it would be forced to rejoin China.

The Japanese over the years thoroughly intermingled their corporations with Chinese bureaus and corporations, ensuring that the Chinese could not hurt Japan without hurting themselves, just as the Japanese did with US corporations in the 1970s and '80s. Japanese influence, already strong in the 1990's, rose dramatically throughout Asia. Japanese and Chinese forces gradually replaced US forces in the rest of Asia as the primary stabilizers, and as other nations linked themselves to the rising dragons, an Asian renaissance blossomed.

Japan, although it shared power with China, had at last achieved its long-desired Greater East-Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere.

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We now return you to your regularly scheduled universe.


Tuesday, January 18, 2005

R.I.P. Suburbs of the Afterlife

Is there life after blogging? Noisy ghost intends to find out. He sent me (and all the others who have linked him) an email stating that he is ending his brief stint as a blogger at Suburbs of the Afterlife. He is now de-bagelled.

I'll miss the blog, but it sounds like he needs to get on with other things, like, well, life.

He is leaving it up, however, and what he's written is pretty good. It's still worth a stop if you haven't been there yet.

Happy trails, noisy ghost.

Bagelled!!

Blackfive -- one of my favorite military bloggers.

GeoPoliticalReview offers daily news and analaysis in the age of global terrorism. An excellent resource for keeping track of what's going on in the world.

Hilarity, thy name is Iowahawk.

Pejmanesque, my favorite ex-Iranian Jewish lawyer. He also plays Go - what more could you ask?

Monday, January 17, 2005

Self-Defense Forces Update:
Iraq and China

Iraqis Like the SDF

From the Japan Times:
Nearly 80 percent of residents polled in Iraq's Al-Muthanna Province have backed Japan's decision to extend by one year its humanitarian and reconstruction mission in the area, according to a local newspaper survey.


Update: This makes the GSDF deployment much more popular among the Iraqis being helped than it is among the Japanese people. Another set of elections are coming up in Japan on January 30, so I expect to hear more about evil American attacks on poor Iraqi grandmothers and children from the usual motley crew of Communists, Democratic Socialists, and Democrats (they have their own Democrat Party here, unrelated to the US Democrat Party).

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Defense Agency Plans For Chinese Invasion

Again, from the Japan Times:

The Defense Agency has prepared a plan to defend the southern remote islands off Kyushu and Okinawa from possible invasion amid rising security concerns about China, according to documents obtained Saturday by Kyodo News.

The agency compiled the plan in November on the assumption of an invasion of the islands located within a 1,000-km zone between the southern end of Kyushu and Taiwan.

Thousands of islands are scattered in the area. The Senkaku Islands, claimed by both Japan and China, are among them.

The plan calls for a dispatch of 55,000 troops from the Ground Self-Defense Force as well as planes, warships and submarines from the main islands in the event the remote islands are attacked.

...

"China has been expanding its scope of activities as seen in the case of an incursion of Japanese territorial waters (by a Chinese nuclear submarine) in November. We need to monitor its moves," the official said.

Under the plan, patrol planes of the Maritime Self-Defense Force and the airborne warning and control system of the Air Self-Defense Force would collect information on the remote islands.

Fighters, submarines and destroyers dispatched from the Kyushu and Chugoku regions would be divided into two groups to prevent aggressors from landing on the islands or block their supply routes.

...

The GSDF [Ground Self-Defense Forces] would mobilize its Western Army Infantry Regiment based in Nagasaki Prefecture, which consists of specially trained soldiers in charge of defending remote islands, and members of a planned rapid deployment force. They would descend onto the islands from the air.


I have a hard time seeing the Japanese retaking an island from the Chinese if the Chinese have decided to stay. Of course, it is possible the Japanese plan relies on unstated support from the US 7th Fleet, which considerably changes the odds.

According to Global Security, the Chinese navy possibly has nine destroyer flotillas, seven submarine flotillas, and five amphibious flotillas with two marine brigades. The Japanese Maritime SDF has about nine destroyer flotillas and two submarine flotillas, though I have no idea how Japanese flotillas and Chinese flotillas compare,

The Japanese MSDF are also primarily trained and equipped for defense; most of their fleet and aircraft are designed to hunt subs and interdict aircraft, not perform assaults. They don't have aircraft carriers, so their ability to project sea power is limited. However, the change in plans at the Defense Agency may very well herald a change in force structure.

(Of course, the MSDF seems to be very well designed to gather naval intelligence for the US 7th Fleet ... )

Getting Back Into The Groove

Dr. Demarche had the most excellent idea to set up a blog for everyone without a blog, My Blog Is Your Blog:
Feel free to add just about whatever you want here. I don't plan to edit, modify or manage this blog in any meaningful way. My hope is that this site will be used to continue threads started elsewhere, or to provide a place of their own for folks who aren't otherwise inclined to set up and run a blog. Got something to say in a comment field on another blog that is just too long to fit? Post it here and leave a link in the comments at the referenced blog. Found a news article or other item online that you want to share? Post it here! Got your own blog and want to promote it? Here is your place!

Ideally I'd like to see some debate, blue staters and red staters, right, left and center, all contributing. Will it work? Who knows. Will anyone post here? Beats me.

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Chrenkoff's Good News From Iraq, Part 19, is up. Always good to counterbalance the eeyoresque views of most of the mainstream media.

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Evil Pundit of Doom discusses the evolution of morals, in a very literal way.

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Tim Blair notes the anthropological trip a blue-stater took through some red states. He gives us a glimpse inside the head of a truly ... sheltered ... individual.

Saturday, January 15, 2005

A Few Thousand Words About My Trip

Thanks to everyone who dropped by while I was gone! I had a great trip, and it was very nice to come back to the blog from time to time and trade comments with you while I was home. You make this whole blogging thing a pleasure.

I know no one really comes here to find out about me, and after this post I'll be back to my usual PJ'd punditry, but today you'll have to indulge me. Yes, this is where we all gather round and pretend to be interested in someone else's trip photos. Everyone ready? Got your tea? OK, here we go.


Over the rainbow.

I ran into a whole flock of French folk in Narita airport. Until then, I had assumed the French were fictional, mere foils for rightwing bloggers, and it was pretty odd to find out there really are French people. Who'd a thunk?

"Welcome home! Wanna play?"

Sunrise at the lake.

A walk out on the range. Soon after I was on my way back east.

Back in Japan.

These mist covered mountains
Are a home now for me
But my home is the lowlands
And always will be

- Dire Straits


Now that I have that out of my system, it's back to my usual paeans to absurdity.

Y'all come back now, hear?

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(Images hosted at Flickr.)

Friday, January 14, 2005

Good morning from Japan!

I finally made it back to my apartment. You know, jetlag isn't so ba .... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

OK, This Is Really the Last One

In less than eight hours I'll be on the big bird back to Japan. Despite previous false warnings, this is my last post from US soil for a while. Once I've arrived and slept off the jet lag, I'll resume what passes for normal posting.

While I'm flying, check out Aviation and the Promethean Vision
over at Promethean Antagonist (the part I'm referring to is down a bit, but the whole post to that point is worth reading, too).

Catch you on the other side of the planet.

Monday, January 10, 2005

CBS Fires Four Over Memogate

AP, via the Canadian CBC, tells the story:

Four CBS News executives were fired Monday after the release of an independent investigation that said a "myopic zeal" led to a 60 Minutes Wednesday story about President George W. Bush's military service that relied on allegedly forged documents.

The network fired Mary Mapes, producer of the report; Josh Howard, executive producer of 60 Minutes Wednesday; his top deputy Mary Murphy; and senior vice-president Betsy West.

Dan Rather, who narrated the report, announced in November that he was stepping down as anchor of the CBS Evening News, but insisted the timing had nothing to do with the investigation.

Rather "asked the right questions initially, but then made the same errors of credulity and over-enthusiasm that beset many of his colleagues in regard to this segment," top CBS executive Leslie Moonves said.

Given Rather's apology and announcement that he was stepping down, Moonves said further action against Rather was not warranted.

I know, I said I wouldn't bet on any posts until I was back in Japan. But for this ...

Update: Instapundit is all over this, so maybe I didn't need to after all. But Memogate was a key factor in the birth of this blog, so I guess posting on it is warranted.

Friday, January 07, 2005

Odds and Ends

My time in the US is rapidly running out. I will be traveling around a bit before heading back to Japan next Thursday, and have a ton of things on my to-do list that are as yet undone. Were I a gambling man, I wouldn't bet on any more posting on this blog until the author is back in the Kingdom of Wa, jet lag is slept off, and blood seafood levels reach normal again.

In the meantime...

Suburbs of the Afterlife has an excellent post on what it means to call someone "Hitler" in the public debate.

Iowahawk plays fast and loose with Ask an Imam:
Q: Is it permissible to read a book or newspaper in the toilet?
A: Why would you be in a toilet? Rather than browsing a book it seems you should be desperately trying to get out. I suppose if the book was "How To Get Out of Toilet," that might make sense.

Harry Hutton, over at Chase Me Ladies, I'm In The Cavalry, opens voting on your favorite Baltic Republic.

And finally, Dr. Demarche posts a riveting account of an attack on a US consulate in Jeddah:
Another loud explosion occurred and over the radio in the Safehaven, we heard Post One say, "Three at the front!" The terrorists let out a spray of bullets against the glass doors...


When you're done with that, check out the great blogs on my bagel -- or, have a cup of tea. Your call.

Happy trails!



Thursday, January 06, 2005

Observations from America #2

Listening to various types of music, from alternative rock to country, the nature of most types of music dosn't seem to have changed that much since I was last in the US. However, I've noticed a lot of current country music has moral and pro-family messages, and I've noticed more religious references as well. Also, there are a couple of songs out (e.g., Letters From Home) that take no overt position on the war in Iraq, but instead simply relate some part of what a soldier's life is like over there. I haven't heard any of that from rock, etc.

Wednesday, January 05, 2005

What If the US Hadn't Invaded Iraq?

Dr. Demarche and Smiley over on The Daily Demarche play "what if" with the question "What if the US had never invaded Iraq?"

Pretty interesting analysis from two State Department types.

Marc Shulman over at American Future and gEye at The Glittering Eye take pretty interesting shots at it, too.

Eric Martin, at Total Information Awareness, provides an alternate viewpoint and a fascinating look at a very positive future that might have occurred had the US not invaded Iraq.

Finally, Dr. Demarche posts readers' comments on the topic.

My own "what if" scenario would begin with Bush bowing to international pressure and allowing the UN six more months to scour Iraq for WMDs. They find very little, and certainly nothing provocative. The sanctions are ended, and with them the no-fly zones.

Meanwhile, the US concentrates more on securing and rebuilding Afghanistan. Reconstruction is faster than has happened in reality, and increased troop strength there leads to increased pressure on warlords to work with Karzai's government. However, the Pakistani border increasingly becomes a rallying point for anti-American jihadis, leading to frequent bombings, temporary jihadi capture and "cleansing" of Afghan villages, and a continuing need for Coalition security operations there. The Pakistani military begins operations against jihadi forces in Pakistan, but is only moderately effective due to widespread sympathy in Pakistan (and the Pakistani army) for the jihadi cause.

Saddam proclaims the lifting of sanctions a great victory over the West in general and the US in specific. He declares the day sanctions end as "Iraq Victory Day." It becomes a new national holiday with mandatory anti-US and pro-Saddam demonstrations. Saddam is confirmed as the hero of the Arabic world and is almost universally praised in Arabic media for his stoicism and refusal to give in to American hegemony.

The Europeans do not lionize Saddam much, but rather focus on how America has been defanged, with condescending praise of the new US multilateralism and harsh criticism of Bush for dragging the sanctions out for so long. The number of Iraqis who died or are projected to have died because of sanctions is emphasized again in European media just to remind everyone that America's "good deed" was something that should have happened years earlier and, because it didn't, killed hundreds of thousands. The idea that Bush actually agreed to end the sanctions in order to secure cheap oil contracts with Iraq becomes "common wisdom" in Europe and the US is demonized for it's greed and destructiveness.

Saddam begins calling for jihad to free Afghanistan from the Crusaders' boots, and secretly begins providing millions of dollars to recruiting, training, and arming jihadis for the war there. Arab leaders around the world follow his lead and begin calling for a return of the Taliban, declaring jihad the duty of every Muslim. Arab jihadists pay drug runners to smuggle them through southern Iran on their way to southern Afghanistan. The smugglers make a bundle, shipping opium out and jihadis in. The Iranians, threatened by a strong US military presence in Afghanistan, turn a blind eye to jihadi smuggling. There are unsubstantiated reports that Iranian special forces are conducting their own operations against US troops in Afghanistan. As violence increases, the US media continues to report it as a quagmire, citing the US defeat in Vietnam and the Soviet defeat in Afghanistan to call for US withdrawal. Ignoring the lessons of past insurgencies, the US sends more troops to Afghanistan, to no real effect. Losing confidence, the US increasingly turns responsibility for Afghanistan over to the UN.

Naom Chomsky writes a book blaming American imperialism for the whole affair. Michael Moore, bent on removing Bush from office in 2004, receives permission from Saddam and makes a documentary in Iraq about the effects of sanctions and depleted uranium munitions used by US forces in the 1991 Gulf War. His interviews with several maimed and deformed Iraqi children and their families, complete with Iraqi doctors claiming these are the results of US actions and use of DU, shock many and fan hatred of the US. Although wildly overestimating the number of Iraqis who died under sanctions (and ignoring Saddam's role in their deaths), and taking the most conspiratorial tone about DU munitions (he suggests it was an attempt at genocide), it becomes an instant mainstay of anti-US, anti-Bush movements in Europe, the US, and the Arab world, though not getting much big screen time in America. American actors and musicians denounce the US for the effects of the sanctions and DU rounds.

Around Christmas, 2003, the no-fly zones ended and with nothing to stand between it and the rebellious Kurds, Saddam's Republican Guard sweeps into the Kurdish region. The Kurdish militias fight valiantly, but are overwhelmed. The UN Security Council, while recognizing the need for Iraq to consolidate its sovereign territory, offers mild condemnation of the killing of civilians and asks Saddam to be gentle, but French and Russian oil contracts signed during the sanctions era (not to mention outright bribes to French and Russian officials) ensure vetoes of any UN move to prevent the slaughter. Concerned about Kurdish insurgents, Turkish and Iranian soldiers seal their respective borders, leaving the Kurds alone and trapped, facing the Republican Guard. Entire Kurdish towns are butchered. No one knows how many Kurdish civilians die, but certainly tens of thousands, maybe more. When Kurdish resistance fighters begin guerrilla warfare against the Republican Guard, scoring early successes, Kurdish towns near their victories are destroyed by heavy and sustained artillery fire, killing tens of thousands more, and the guerrillas quickly lose any popular support. UN condemnation becomes shrill, but no actions are agreed upon or taken by the Security Council. European editorialists claim the slaughter is unfortunate but necessary for a sovereign nation to secure its lands, and ultimately the fault of the US for building Kurdish autonomy during the sanctions era.

The Arabic media portray the slaughter as a necessary action to end US/Israeli-inspired and funded revolt, although no evidence exists that the US or Israel encouraged or funded the Kurdish resistance. There is an international outcry in the press against the slaughter, especially in Europe and the US. Both Europeans in general and many American scholars and military leaders blame the US for not protecting the Kurds. There are demonstrations and street protests against Bush for helping Saddam commit genocide, although the US does not participate in any way and in fact is the loudest voice calling for UN action to protect the Kurds and places unilateral sanctions on Iraq over the massacres. Where noticed, these US efforts are seen as cynical attempts to pretend innocence.

Leftist cartoonists begin depicting Bush and Saddam as twins or lovers. Bush is often depicted in an Iraqi military uniform (much like the one Saddam wears) eating Kurdish children. A few photos of the carnage leak out and become instant Internet sensations, as well as finding use in anti-Bush / anti-US posters in demonstrations. Leftist sources in the US begin circulating the European idea that Bush backed off the sanctions not out of multilateralism or respect for world opinion, but rather in exchange for promises of cheap Iraqi oil, and the "No Blood For Oil" slogan (this time no Kurdish blood) makes a comeback. World opinion about the slaughter in Iraq spills over to American involvement in Afghanistan, and there are increasing calls for the US to get out of Afghanistan. American popularity sinks to an all-time low, even in America.

The Shiites may or may not take the fight with the Kurds as an opportunity to rebel, but if they do, it merely results in pinprick attacks against Saddam's army and brutal reprisals against Shiite towns.

In 2004, Bush is defeated. The world says "good riddance" and welcomes the new Democrat in the White House. American popularity briefly sees a rise in Europe. Dan Rather retires as one of American journalism's heroes and publishes his best-selling autobiography. Of no consequence whatsoever, A Guy In Pajamas is chosen as a blog name by an ex-pat Hugh Hefner fan living in Brazil, who dedicates his site to pleasure and leasure, and completely ignores politics.

Saddam, after consolidating his nation, continues ruling Iraq for some years. He rebuilds the Iraqi armed forces, increases funding for Palestinian terrorist organizations and Afghanistan-bound jihadis, and rebuilds his WMD stocks, secretly at first, although increasingly openly as European powers help him. He maintains his limited ties with Al Qaeda, funelling money to them secretly and providing a constant stream of jihadis for their campaigns in Afghanistan. Attacks against US institutions abroad increase and are increasingly sophisticated. American foreign policy becomes increasingly isolationist, with "send money" becoming its primary response to international problems. When Arafat dies, Saddam's money and a number of political assassinations ensure a Palestinian leader with similar views succeeds him. The Israeli-Palestinian bloodshed worsens as Hamas uses its increased Iraqi funds well.

Libya, on the other hand, announces its break with Saddam and declares its intent to eliminate all its WMDs. This is hailed as a great victory for multilateralism and European diplomacy, with some positive comments on the US contribution and Johnny-come-lately multilateral cooperation.

The US finally leaves Afghanistan in the care of the UN and European peace keepers, and France takes the lion's share of credit for the rebuilding and for democratic elections there. The Arab world rejoices in a second American defeat. With the US gone, the jihadis in Afghanistan declare victory. They cut some behind-the-scenes deals with France, hide their weapons, and re-infiltrate Afghanistan. Their threat, and a number of assassinations, prevents real democratic elections from continuing, although the pretense of democracy is maintained, and gradually extremist Muslim rule is reintroduced. Already well-organized and funded, these veterans form the basis for a stronger Al Qaeda. The jihad having died down, the UN declares Afghanistan a success story and ends the peacekeeping mission.

As America gradually withdraws from the world and China becomes more powerful, Japan slowly begins to realign itself with China. China opens its markets more to Japanese companies and in exchange Japan increases investment there and gives China more and more technology. Chinese threats against Taiwan increase, and European opinion, led by the French, puts pressure on the US to end the standoff in the Formosa Straits. North Korea continues to be a boil on the world's butt, but massive food aid from the US and Japan, along with Chinese inducements, keep the peace on the Korean peninsula.

At some point, for some reason, Saddam dies and is succeeded by one of his sons, who continues his father's reign. Saddam may have died from old age, or it may have been assassination. The world doesn't know, although the Arabic press claims the Jews poisoned him for being an Arabic hero and this precipitates anti-Israeli and anti-US demonstrations, and a few riots in the Arabic world. Saddam is proclaimed a martyr. Many world leaders gather for his funeral, praising his stoicism and the leadership he gave to the Arabic world.

Conspiracy theorists note that no US companies ever got Iraqi oil contracts and theorize the US had Saddam killed for breaking his promises to provide it with cheap oil in exchange for an end to sanctions. With broad domestic support for the US president, these remain in the conspiracy theorist realm until surfacing in a Naom Chomsky book published just before a presidential election. The same book also notes that Muslim extremists have regained control in Afghanistan and blames it on lack of US commitment there. Although unrelated, the Democrats increase their hold on American political power. Chomsky goes on an international speaking tour.

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Update 1: The Daily Demarche's update link is fixed.

Update 2: I defend my honor and my Japan-China alliance assertions. Hah! Take that!

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly News

The Good: Suburbs of the Afterlife notes life is better in the world.

The Bad: For all your UN-mockery needs, soak up The Diplomad's ongoing UN mock-fest. Be sure to check out the rest of their mockumentation as well.

The Ugly: As you would expect, Evil Pundit of Doom has that covered.

Monday, January 03, 2005

Observations from America #1: Branding Opponents

During the election, the Bush campaign was able to brand Kerry a flip-flopper, and Kerry couldn't shake it.

After the election, the anti-Bushites have branded the pro-Bush crowd. In my conversations with them, they can discuss issues, but when it comes to why they lost the election, their answer is along the lines of "most pro-Bush voters are religious fanatics" and they are convinced the amendments against homosexual marriage brought out tons of super-religious voters for Bush.

I started a conversation in the comments of another blog with an anti-Bushite that showed this branding at work. I am very careful not to brand my opponents in such conversations; you never really know what they believe until they tell you. I never call someone "liberal" or whatever unless they call themselves that. The arguments I made were relevant to the discussion and backed with links to articles that supported my points, and my points were pretty basic. My anti-Bush opponent replied to every comment I made by implying I was a religious fanatic, naive, brainwashed, etc., and then ignored my points. A true moonbat.

My answer to this is not to counter-brand, but to remain rational and treat each person as an individual. As I've written before, it's vital to remember that even someone who brands himself as something (e.g., liberal, conservative, etc.) will have variations -- very few people follow the party line 100%. Consequently, if you want to have any real discussion, it is essential to avoid putting words in your opponent's mouth. For example, just because someone claims to be a liberal, you can't assume they are pro-choice. Or, just because someone supported the invasion of Iraq, you can't assume they even care about WMDs.

But wait a second, Pajama Guy. You just called the guy a moonbat; isn't that branding him?

Sure is. He proved he was one, and brands are often true. But I don't brand everyone who opposes Bush a moonbat; they have to prove to me whether they are moonbats or not on an individual basis. I don't assume it from the beginning. There are some very intelligent, well-educated, well-meaning people who oppose Bush. If we who support Bush cannot recognize that, then we are fanatics, just as those on the other side are fanatics when they can't recognize there are some intelligent, well-educated, well-meaning people who support Bush.

We need discussion; we need the two halves of America to come together and understand each other. You can't do that if you aren't listening, or if you're calling them names so loud they can't speak.

"United, we stand. Divided, we fall." It's not just a catchy saying.

Saturday, January 01, 2005

Your Headquarters for "Gaijin Bakkari"

Just checking my referral logs and a guy in pajamas is the number one result on Google for "gaijin bakkari."

I don't have Japanese input here so I'll have to put the Japanese up later, but "gaijin bakkari" could very loosely be translated as "Man, there's nothing but foreigners here!"

Funny things you find in your referral logs, eh?

Welcome to the Year of the Rooster!

Happy New Year, everyone!

I hope it brings you all the best!

Also, thanks to all of you who've dropped by and left comments over the last couple of weeks. I've been greedily soaking up every moment in the US and haven't done much on the blog until today. If you've commented on one of my recent posts, odds are I've now posted a reply.

I've also added two new blogs to my blog bagel:

Metrolingua is a blog about language and expression - pretty interesting stuff from a multilingual perspective.
Suburbs of the Afterlife is a wicked, funny look at society.

Head on over and peck away!