Monday, February 07, 2005

Right Wing Death Beastie

I thought I was being witty doing a couple of song parodies, but Comrade Tovarich over at InakaYabanjin is doing a whole Beastie Boys album!

Here's a taste:

Kofi Annan (Johnny Ryall)


1, 2, 3, 4
1, 2, 3, 4
1, 2, 3, 4
Oh, prime duper
Kofi Annan is the fox in the coop
He gave his pals millions in one fell swoop
Oil-for-Food scammed billions under his watch
Enough for his kin and Johnnie Walker Scotch
Dishing out platitudes about helping Iraq's poor
While stealing all their money and giving Saddam more
Living on Yankee land and taxpayers' money
Investigating himself? It ain't funny
Skimming commissions, interests conflicted, and sex scandal rows
A sordid mess about which he hopes nobody knows

If vulgarity offends you, give it a miss (they are Beastie Boys parodies), but otherwise they're pretty funny.

The whole series is indexed here, and includes such sure-to-be hits as You's the Chump and the soon-to-be released (I hope) No Shame Grifter.

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