THE GLOBAL TEST FOR PREEMPTIVE STRIKES
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Please answer these questions with a "yes" or "no" in regards to your proposed preemptive strike.
* Is this action needed to protect your nation from an imminent threat?
* Have you considered all other courses of action?
* Will the U.N. actually have to do anything other than talk?
* Will this financially benefit France?
Go read the whole thing! It's funny even though it's true. Sometimes you just have to embrace the absurdities in life.