Sunday, October 03, 2004

Johnny Nuance Rides Again!

Check out the script of this old Western series over at Iowahawk. All three acts, commercials, it's got everything I remember from watching the re-runs, er, whenever that was.

CHUCKWAGON: I tells ya it’s a quagmire, Johnny. A real quagmire!

JOHNNY: You don’t have to tell me, Chuckwagon! I fought in Antietam. Where’s the Marshall?

CHUCKWAGON: Silverango Canyon!

JOHNNY: I know what I have to do. Chuckwagon, fetch my golden fountain pen.

(Mug tip to Allah.)

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