Aarrr me hearties! American congressman Ron Paul is on a crusade to get Congress to issues letters of marque -- that's right, if ye want to get rid of illegal drugs, legalize 'em, if ye want to get rid of pirates, legalize 'em!
This year, Talk Like a Pirate Day -- next year, Talk Like a Privateer Day!! It doesn't get any better than this, me hearties! Not without a government rum ration anyway.