It's that time of year, folks. I'll reformulate my Illegal Immigration 1 policy and post a new policy proposal in the near future.
In the meantime, here's some philosophy for you:
Definition: Kneehighlism - the belief that fruit-flavored softdrinks are better than Nothing.
And a holiday joke I stole:
Did you know that the three wise men were firemen? Yeah, it says they came from a far.
And finally, folks, remember: A solipsist has only imaginary friends.